2010-05-23-Sunday Morning at the Swimming Pool

Hi Misolites 23/05/2010

Well, would you believe it?...Good old Mi-Sol goes from nothing happening and boorrrinnng to everything happening........ 0 to 100 quicker than you can blink your eyes.

I am not sure that you will believe everything you read on here (I don't know why, after all is is a blog of lies and misinformation..more of that later) as I can hardly believe it myself.

The committee have taken it upon themselves to act as nannies to the residents of Mi-Sol Park. Aahh....all good intentions come at a price. The swimming pool is still closed which is against the wishes of the majority of Misolites enjoying a weekend away from work etc. The reason given is the same as yesterday....the chemicals have not worked their magic, and if anyone enters the swimming pool their limbs will probably drop off and at the very least their hair will turn orange. (Not)

Several residents some of which are leaving for England tomorrow decided to have an early morning swim and breakfast on the terrace. When they arrived they found two committee members ( one voted on to the committee and one NOT voted onto the committee) starting to put a fence up!!!!

This fence is a joke, from the terrace side it casts a dark shadow (no, it's not Bob) over the tables etc, and from the swimming pool side it is positively dangerous......metal wire has been used to attach the fencing to whatever? leaving prongs sticking out ready to slash anyone who gets to close.

try and enlarge it for a better pic.

I know one thing for sure 'elf & safety would have a field day with it, I wonder how long it will be until someone is hurt and decides to take Mi-Sol Park to court for negligence. I hope our (Mi-Sol Park's) insurance is upto date.

Of course it wasn't long before several people thought the wire (electric or otherwise--depends who you listen to) had been put there for them to hang their washing on. "What a thoughtful committee we have" they said to each other, this is really handy for towels and such like....everyone was happy and drinking their coffee (some had a brandy..but I'll name no names) chattering and laughing....and then.....a lone voice said "where are the pegs?". "Pegs!" the people cried...."We haven't any pegs, what sort of committee erects a clothsline but doesn't supply us with any pegs?"

Now the people were not so happy, now they were muttering amongst themselves....."It's our line....where are our pegs?" but unfortunately there wasn't a committee member around to answer their question. One member was asked what his opinion of the line was.....he answered "A pair of plyers should sort it out" "No!" the people cried out......"it's our line, and don't you forget it, as soon as hell freezes over and the todo shop opens we WILL have pegs"......The people cheered and cheered at this rousing speech. "Beers all round" said the bar owner (No, not really...I made that bit up).....Everyone got their drinks, sat down and started putting Mi-Sol to rights again while they waited for hell to freeze over.

As I've Matured...
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Love to all (only joking)
xxxxxx