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2011/07/27

2011-07-27-Help Wanted

Hi Misolites,

A Message for you all----Help Wanted!!!!!!!
We are looking for volunteers to open the office on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you would like to help please leave your name and telephone number at the office. Thankyou----End of message.


I saw a couple of people tapping into the electrics of the lamppost near the sentry box on Monday, so maybe we are a step nearer to having the gates installed.


I have asked about the minutes of a meeting held by Pedro in May, and rumour has it they were typed up and passed along, but so far have not been published?????


I have finished putting together the accounts for 2010, they have been passed to our Treasurer and I await his comments.


The Park is very quiet at the moment, most of the troublesome residents (I never mentioned Clara's name) have left for who knows where.)  


I will try and find some more gossip for you, if not I will make it up.


Who does this remind you of????????


I know they look good, but tell me, are they even?

IF ANYONE MENTIONS MY NAME I SHALL SUE---BE WARNED

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.. 

They rub it and a Genie comes out. 
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 
'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' 
Puff! He's gone. 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. 
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after 
lunch.' 


Moral of the story: 
Always let your boss have the first say.    YAAAAY


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