Well, here I am again, I have just had my wrist slapped (metaphorically speaking) for spreading inaccurate and unsubstantiated rumours. So to put the record straight, I would like you to read, digest (metaphorically speaking—don’t ever try and eat your words) and remember for future reference all of the below:
a) It is definitely not true that a certain unelected member of the governing (?) body needs oxygen as the horse he sits on is sooooo high.
b) It is definitely not true that the head (?) of the governing body goes around singing all day. It is definitely not true that the song she doesn't sing has the words "Should I go or shall I stay" in it.
c) It is definitely not true that an ex-member (Nooooo, not me, I just take the blame) is a secret puppet master. It is definitely not true that he sits in his web pulling the strings, he has a minion to do that.
d) It is definitely not true that the only people to comment quickly and easily on our official blog are friends of the said puppet master.
e) It is definitely not true that the webmaster's second job is barrack room lawyer. He absolutely knows evveerryytthinggg. It is very disheartening to us mere mortals.
f. It is definitely not true that I want to get my hands on the database in order to sell all of your information (interesting although it is) to Google and Facebook. At 1c per person's information, I would be rich, rich, rich beyond compare. I could leave Mi-Sol Park for ever. (think of all the fun I would miss)
g. It is definitely not true that I wanted the invoices for the last 3 months of 2009 in order to complete the records I had been keeping before the AGM fiaso. After all why would I want to help Mi-Sol Park save money….how ludicrous.
h It is definitely not true that Mi-Sol is the centre of the world and everything else revolves around it. (or maybe it is...what do I know)
i It is definitely not true that there is a sign at the swimming pool saying "NO RUNNING"
j It is definitely not true that the lifeguard nor the security guard are telling people (children mainly, who could get hurt) to STOP RUNNING.
k It is definitely not true that you can play with a ball in an empty swimming pool. Rules are rules and are not to be broken nor can discretion be used. If you do take a ball in the pool it will be confiscated. Will you get it back? I don't know, this is classified information (or maybe not-is it on the database?)
l It is definitely not true that most of the residents of Mi-Sol Park rushed to the swimming pool during the last thunder storms as they wanted the experience of swimming in a storm. Such a lot of sad people around, what were they doing during their youth? I know, studying no doubt, no time for fun.....aaaaahhhhh.
m. It is definitely not true that our employee's (lifeguard and security via an agency) packed up and went home early the day of the rains, even although it had been authorized by him on his high horse.
n It is definitely not true that it would be cheaper to let in the outsiders (to the pool) during June rather than pay the lifeguard and 2 security guards.
o. It is definitely not true that I was asked to continue with getting quotes for signs around the pool. (You know how much my opinion is valued by the comm.....not)
p It is definitely not true that a Misolite is working (cleaning the toilets and pool area) for nada. The very thought of it!! It would be in violation of a long and honourable custom of always being paid for the work you do. (or a credit if you like) Except of course myself and hubby (Now who is sat on a high horse with a supercilious grin on her face)
q. It is definitely not true that the gardener is paying taxes etc for his girlfriend (who is definitely not cleaning the toilets around the pool)
r. It is definitely not true that you can get a pool card if you are a debtor.
s. It is definitely not true that the Spanish were told of this fact. (As a Spanish lady at the pool reported to the lifeguard)
t. It is definitely not true that I am confused about this, that and the other and need things explaining to me. (clarifying if you want a different word) (Maybe the odd joke, but that is all)
u. It is definitely not true that I will be submitting my blog to the comm.....for editing or censoring before I publish it ...Last time I looked this was a free country with freedom of speech and the right to publish what the hell you like, as long as you weren't hurting anyone.
v. It is definitely not true that I will be interested in seeing the "gem" when it is published. I do hope this doesn't contravene data protection laws.
w. It is definitely not true that more bullshit emulates from said high horse than all the dog poo of Mi-sol park combined.
x. It is definitely not true that gravel are better than tarmac.
y. It is definitely not true that putting gravel down is a complete waste of money.
z. It is definitely not true that this is going to go on forever (run out of the alphabet now)
Sooooo..... Misolites, remember...this is a blog of rumour, information and misinformation or to quote him on his high horse again a blog of "Completely Incorrect Information!!"
What you need to ask yourselves is this .. DO WE CARE?? Life is tooooo short.
Have a bask in the sun (No, I am not comparing you to a seal)
adios
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