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2010-10-25-Update On The Abandoned Dogs


Hi Misolites
Here is an update sent in from Kate regarding the two dogs abandoned on Mi-Sol Park a while ago.

I've (Kate) been keeping in contact with Annie I***ey regarding these two dogs of Sharon's, but thought I'd let you know what's been happening.


A week or so back Linda (Animal Aid) told me that Sam had been adopted by a couple who fell in love with him. He's been inoculated up to his eyeballs, de-loused, de-flead and de-balled. A couple of days ago he had his first proper haircut, and apparently everyone that sees him, falls in love with him. He's a very very happy little boy.

Today, Linda phoned me to say that Luna is now officially adopted. She was pregnant when rescued and had to have an abortion, and be spayed (which Animal Aid paid for). Luna has also had all her jabs, been de-loused and de-flead. She now lives in Gran Alacant and, like Sam will also be an "only" dog. Luna has settled in very well and likes to have her mum ans dad's slippers next to her bed-cushion when they go out.

****It's always nice when there is a happy ending***yippeeee****


A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home...

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying ba***rd! ***You've been playing golf!'

PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE IF EASILY OFFENDED
(I'm trying to be nice)




If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Adios....keep out of the heat...if you can!!!










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