2008-11-16-Singers..there were never such devoted singers

Hi Misolites,

How you all doing?? ( A theoretical question) Pleeeese no answers. I have enough mail to answer.

We (several persons living on Mi-Sol Park) did a Boot Sale at the Marina Bar yesterday morning (Sat), we raised the grand sum of 22 Euros. “I wouldn’t get out of bed for that” said my husband, “who do you think you are? Naomi Campbell? I said” anyway to cut a long morning short, we fought with the Moroccans, chatted up the Spanish, ignored the English (well you do , don’t you, only joking)..and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves….a good mornings work for 22 Euros.,

There was a karaoke at the bar tonight…yippee I hear you say, well as A****, her of the green beer glass was singing “Under the Boardwalk”…what were her backing group doing,?....do you really want me to tell you? Who is going to tell A****? It was like this, 2 of the backing group were being good…lol… but one, and we cannot say which one…as no names are allowed, but she is very very friendly with one of the ex-gardeners…was taking the p*** and yawning the whole way through it…now I find this very disrespectful to her of the green beer glass…what do you say? And do we care. (Well I do)

On another note it was a certain committee member’s birthday…how old was she??? No-one knows. But we all sang Happy birthday to her anyway. This birthday girl is also the quiz mistress on a Sunday night….what is going on with said quiz mistress and ikky karaoke entertainer??? There was a lot of pushing and shoving not all in the right places…what does it mean? I don’t know, do you?? Does the one married to the fastest walker in town know?…that is the question.

We had two guest misolites tonight in the bar, and who do you think “Fever” and her of the advanced years, commandeered ?? Yes, you are correct…it was the fella. The lady and child were left alone, (big surprise there then) , but the fella…well what can I say? Least said, soonest mended.

The singer who normally freaks me out with her dirgey (is there such a word) maudlin, sob story singing…actually surprised me tonight with “Them Boots Were Made For Walking”…Brilliante. But she became carried away with this sudden success in the singing world and has to be separated from Mrs. Quiz mistress who was attacking her with her boobs. They were told not to sit next to each other for their own good…Once again my motives were entirely misunderstood…I was only thinking of their well being…but, what do you think? They ganged up on me…and verbally abused me. It could have become physical, but I managed to grab the threatening finger!!!! I think they may be colluding at committee meetings to cause as much mischief as possible.. Who me? I hear them say.

Now, several misolites have approached me about standing as the next president..but you know what? They all run a mile once they know I am still on the committee…………..
Live long and prosper…………..