2008-04-24-The Donkey's Willie

Hi Misolites, 2008-04-24

Got up early this morning…wow…those that know me, know this is highly unusual, but we all have our odd days. Sun is still shining brightly….no singing please.

Went to the Spanish class at Bar Patricia with several other Misolites, Jose (our teacher) was on fine form, accused his wife of trying to kill him (nothing new there then)…The thing we all remembered without any difficulty was “besa me cula” I will leave you to figure it out.

Food as usual magnificent…we sat out on the tarmac and listened to the birdies....ahhhhh.
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Whilst eating sausage and mash the conversation took a turn for the worse, a Misolite of poor social breeding started to recount the information she had seen on the TV the previous night. This concerned the private parts of a donkey (it's willie) being consumed as a matter of course (no pun intended) by the Chinese people. An adopted Misolite almost went green as the sausage she was chewing changed in texture, and swore never to eat one (sausage) again.
If you are ok with this how about crispy fried scorpions (crabs)............no, I thought not.

Back to Shady’s, under penalty of death to attend the auction, we had to walk in backwards to avoid seeing any of the goods. A Tinto de Verano later and we all come home.

Monocap Mark (or Mark the Artexer) was on site this morning, his second child is due any day. Mark is the best Artexer in Spain, and should you need any work of the plastering variety done, please call Mark on this number…606173788

Today, a Misolite saw two men in the swimming pool, giving it a good coat of looking at,
Lets hope their work is as good as our expectations.

A MARRIED Misolite was seen in the Olive Grove Snogging with a non-misolite, I am not racist, but come on………lets a draw a line somewhere…..your secret is safe with me…..you know who you are……anyone who wants more info. Please send your bids in sealed envelopes to be opened at the AGM.

Right, too much vino to write anymore, ADIOS for now, c u manaña